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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No way

No, not a chance

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Still no good